I'm a writer, above everything else I'm a writer. Young, independent. But at the core of everything that I am, I'm a writer.

Brit: Steph, why do you need so many pillows?
Steph: Because I'm danty.
Brit: *snickers* What part of you is DANTY?
Steph: *holds up pinky* My pinky.

Emmett: I don't think God appreciates it as much as you.
Ted: Oh I think he appreciates even more. God made you in his image Emmett, so you must be exactly how he wants you to be. At least, that's the God I was always taught about. He loves us all, every planet, every animal, every mountain, and every queer. We're all his Emmett.

Scott: Where are you going, when are you coming back?
John: Look at me, you get a schedule every week-
Scott: You think I read it?
John: I'll be back next Thursday.
Scott: Maybe you'll come back straight-that'd be cool...
John: Would it?
(They look at each other knowingly)

Steph: Hey Brit...check the directions, I still don't recognize anything.
Brit: Oh...
Steph: Oh?
Brit: We missed...some directions.
Steph: How many is...some?
Brit: About four.
Steph: Which four?
Brit: The ones that got us onto Route 30.
Steph: Oh.
Brit: Want the GPS out?
Steph: Yes please.

"Thing thing people don't realize about writers is when they're staring around the window, they're working."

John: Sorry Naoko but I'd have to throw you off the cliff-but I'd shag her first! I'd have to shag Julie, because I know she has a wild side. And I'd have to marry Gareth-because I've seen him naked!

House: Hey Wilson I'm gonna go cut some guy's eye out! Wanna watch!
Wilson: Good times

Tosh: No I can't just hook something up! The entire telephone network is down!
Owen: What about Mobile!?
Tosh: The Entire telephone netowrk is down!
Ianto: Mobile, landlines, tin cans with bits of string, everything, absolutely everything, no phones, phones all broken (places hand to ear as if using telephone) Hello anyone there? NO! Because the phones aren't working!

Buffy: Giles! They can't take those books we need them!
Giles: I know, and I tried to tell that to the nice man with the big gun.

Angela: Maybe he melted himself so there was more of him to go around...I'm going to hell aren't I?
Hodgins: Save you a seat.

John: You've gained weight!
Jack: You're losing your hair.
John: What are you wearing?
Jack: Captain Jack Harkness note the stripes!
John: Captain John Hart note the sarcasm!
Jack: Hey! I worked my way up through the ranks!
John: I'm sure the ranks were very grateful! I need a drink
Jack: I though you'd never ask!(eye John guzzle down vodka) How was rehab?
John: Rehabs, plural.
Jack: Drink, drugs, sex and...
John: Murder
Jack: You went to MURDER REHAB! (laughing)
John: I know ridiculous! The odd
kill, who does it hurt!?

Wesley: Mr. Giles. I'd like your opinion. While the last thing I want to do is muddle bad behavior in front of impressionable youth, I wonder if asking Miss Chase to dance would...
Giles: For God's sake, man, she's eighteen. And you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. Just have at it, would you, and stop fluttering about.

Melissa: You're still missing one.
Steph: Which one?
Lauren: It sorta defeats the point if we tell you. It starts with N and ends in Ka.
Steph: There isn't a state like that.
Melissa: Yes there is. And it's not Montana.
Steph: Well it should be. Montana is a nice state.
Lauren: Clearly, you've named it three times.There aren't three states called Montana.
Steph: Okay I give up, what's the last state.
Melissa: Nebraska.
Steph: Damn! That's it Nebraska can't be a state anymore!
Lauren: I don't think the people of Nebraska will like that very much.
Steph: They don't have a choice.
Melissa: Poor Nebraska.
Lauren: We'll name it New Montana.

Hodgins: I'm love Angela, over the moon...stupid in love.

Oz: Guys, take a moment to deal with this. We survived.
Buffy: It was one hell of a battle.
Oz: Not the battle, High school.

"Dying is easy! Living is the hard part!"--Wilson, House

Bones: Elephants aren't purple...this is wrong.

Lexi: Wait...are you saying Einstein was an alien?
Gerrick: You don't actually think a human could come up with all of that by himself...do you?

Booth: Why? I'll tell you why, here we are, all of us, basically alone seperate creatures just circling each other, all searching for the slightest hint of a real connection. Some look in the wrong places, some just give up hope, in their mind ohthere's nobody out there for me. But all of us keep trying over and over again. Why because every once in awhile, every two people meet, and there's that spark.And yes, Bones, he's handsome and she's beautiful and maybe that's all they see at first. But makin' love, making love, that's when two people become one.
Bones: It is scientically impossible for two objects to occupy the same space at once.
Booth: Yeah, but it's important we try, and when we do it right, we get close.
Bones: To what, breaking the laws of physics.
Booth: Yeah, Bones, a miracle

Gerrick: For what it's worth-I don't blame you.
Aeryn: Yes you do, but that's okay, I blame me too.

Booth: Temperance Brennan, I've worked with this woman, I've stood over death with her, I know her. She could not have done this.

Scully: Please explain the scientific nature of the "whammy".